How are you coping with inflation?

How are you coping with inflation?

How are you coping with inflation?

With the cost of funerals going up, Trump will change Mar-a-Lago to Morgue-a-Lago

Everyone is struggling with inflation these days, including Donald Trump. He now has to wear XXXXXL-sized Depends. If you’re offended by this joke, don’t blame me. Blame Kos. He won’t delete my fucking jokes!…Besides, I’m fat, so I can say this joke.

Inflation is affecting everyone, but not Republican politicians. I remember when the price of gas went down to $2.39, Chevron had to lay off 23 Republican Senators. And now they’re getting huge bonuses. But we are not Republicans, and most of us are not wealthy. As for me, I’ve been trying to save money by doing work around the house without hiring contractors. Instead of calling an electrician to install dimmers at my house, I went to Home Depot and did it myself. My wife doubted that I can do this. You should have seen the look on her face when she turned on the light switch. She was shocked!

I’ve cut down on taking showers since the cost of water is so expensive. I’m down to one shower a month. I bought an electric vehicle to save money on transportation. But every time I drive it, I get charged with battery. I’m eating chicken, instead of fish or beef. My wife said that I’ve turned into a chicken. I said, “You are what you eat.” But I find it interesting that I’ve paid $.35 for a bag of Top Ramen since I was in college. Either they don’t raise their prices for inflation, or I’ve been getting ripped off the past 40 years.

I’ve stopped buying clothes. Not because they’re expensive, but because nothing fits me anymore because of my stomach inflation. My son had a birthday yesterday and I did not buy any balloons. why? inflation! (I may have to delete this diary after this dad joke unless this blows up.) Putting air in your tires used to be free, but now it costs $1.50. why? inflation!

Inflation is getting so bad that even Tom Brady will be running for president in 2024. His platform is lowering inflation. Even at 69, I’ve never seen inflation like this. The sexual position known as 69 is now called 96. Due to inflation, the cost of eating out has increased.

Of course, everyone is blaming inflation on Joe Biden, especially Republicans. And yet, they are the assholes who voted NO on the bill to stop oil companies from price gouging. They want to use inflation as a winning message for the midterms. They keep yelling, “Look at gas prices!” It’s clear that they keep their watches set to Gaslight Savings Time.

Anyway, back to my original question: How are you coping with inflation?

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